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9cf4ed No.112171

Unrealistic expectations of men.

Why do you not have a wife and two kids at this point in life?

5a8a5c No.112172[Top]

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That would be really annoying. Having a wife and kids I mean.

e34f57 No.112173[Top]

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For once I agree with Simon.

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5a8a5c No.112175[Top]

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e34f57 No.112176[Top]

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Yes, a broken clock is right once a day.

f8e98a No.112177[Top]

Why in the fuck would i want a wife and kids? They cost money and require responsibility and both are cunts

8ea248 No.112178[Top]

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Because women are gay.

eae407 No.112179[Top]

I haven't really met anyone that wants to live the way i do, male or female. So i can forget finding one that also wants to raise a kid and is also someone id want to raise one with.
For most of history, most men didn't have kids, the 20th century is a blip of history and a complete anomaly that we all base our expectations off, and thats dumm.

34b548 No.112183[Top]

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I have exceeded expectation.

993b9e No.112184[Top]

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How do you live your life? Do you own a house or are you more of a nomad?

34b548 No.112189[Top]

Was waiting for your post lol

71e2f5 No.112199[Top]

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they're POISON

9cf4ed No.112216[Top]

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;-! Y No reproducing?

Simon should get Sweede pussy tradwife with big butt.

Y-youre g-gay, baka….

Marry a woman with a nigglet baby.
Because red flags are just another shade of pink when you add white to them.

e59d00 No.112224[Top]

Sounds like work so, nah.
Speaking of which, I'm close enough to home to be picking up banned ips again x3
So it was a romp, but c'est le vie.

9cf4ed No.112247[Top]

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It's your fault for living in a demilitarized zone for cell reception.

b17f8b No.112255[Top]

Living inna woods it worth the sacrifice.
Im probably only going home to sell some shit and manage my affairs before heading back out.
Selling my boat could finance another few years of this.

9cf4ed No.112258[Top]

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Good luck. Sounds like your living life to the best. That's good. Enjoy travels with your doggo. Let me know if you're ever in my area. We can grab a beer.

2df82d No.112259[Top]

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Work has shown me too many horror stories about women screwing over their husbands and still winning in court so my coworkers had to pay child support for 20ish years.

f7de54 No.112270[Top]

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Because kobolds aren't real.

ad0004 No.112271[Top]

I thought you wanted to boop my nose?
Idk if I'm living to the best, but its better than doing nothing.
I think I'll go work in fast food for a bit, but i really dont know yet.

16fdab No.112273[Top]

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>average kobold male

f7de54 No.112274[Top]

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Hey, it's not their fault. Dresses are just way more comfortable when you've got a tail.

16fdab No.112276[Top]

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Okay, what about the iron shackles and choker collar?

f7de54 No.112277[Top]

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…Well, look, everyone does something a little strange for fashion.

19426c No.112278[Top]

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What about the wedding style dress? That is a rather distinctive and formal style of ceremonial attire.

f7de54 No.112279[Top]

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Hey, which'd you choose for your special day?
A starchy, itchy, stiff, and hot old ratty suit? Or a nice, elegant, loose, and breathable silken dress?
Really, now, the choice seems so obvious.

19426c No.112280[Top]

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There is no tactically or mining efficiency in a wedding dress. This is just matriarchal propaganda from kobold politicians to keep up reptilian gender roles well and alive in today's world.

f7de54 No.112298[Top]

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There's little cause not to merely wear one's own scales in such a situation. A tailbag is sufficient to carry all the extra supplies you might desire, and the rest can merely be cared in your own claws!
If we went purely by effective miningwear, we'd put on nothing save a hardhat. Hardly a decent avenue for personal expression through fashion!

1bfaf0 No.112301[Top]

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I don't think simple scales are hardy enough for the tough jobs of mining out a mountain. It'll take more than a hardhat for that sort of thing. Even Dwarves use PPE!


What sort of fashion could a kobold offer?

f7de54 No.112304[Top]

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Depends on what you're mining, I suppose. Though it's certainly far more durable than the typical weak and flimsy fare of mammalian skin.

>What sort of fashion could a kobold offer?

Well, like I said, kobolds're going to be inclined to go by very little most the time, in their own traditional cultures.
The main feature you'd see is gems, gold, and similar. As of course, kobolds, like dragons, hold strong avarice towards such items. Alongside a simple hope to attract the eye of their more jewelry-inclined dragons.

Kobolds being particularily utility-focused creatures, any other items are likely going to be functional. Tailbags, pouches, and the ilk. Belts and straps for various equipment, rigging, or securing. All made in a variety of materiel, dependent on what the kobolds have access to.

And of course, mineral access does give them a decent supply of colorful dyes. Though cloth is rare, what they do have may be colored to echo the styles of their respective dragon, or favored gemstones. Leathers in similar style, while likely dedicated to utility, will still often be dyed, though to an admittedly lesser effect.

9cf4ed No.112307[Top]

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Good luck with whatever you do.

I do want to boop your nose.

5a8a5c No.112323[Top]

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Why would you work in such a terrible place?

d12b79 No.112324[Top]

ebe284 No.112327[Top]

Well, because I've always wanted to see what it was like, they are within walking distance, i don't have to feel bad about just quitting when i want, they are hard up for workers, and they pay like $17 bucks an hour which is bretty good for a throw away job.
Nother im considering is just like, cannabis farm.

5a8a5c No.112328[Top]

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You should try it out for a couple of months but not longer.

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8ea248 No.112332[Top]

Appears I checked a wrong checkbox while working on something earlier.

6b53e0 No.112998[Top]

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5a8a5c No.112999[Top]

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Maybe it's rage blindness. You get so angry that you don't really know what you're doing.

8ea248 No.113001[Top]

If I'm that mad I'd just turn off the web server before going to work or something.

1bfaf0 No.113049[Top]

I can see the pain in her eyes. No matter how much she lifts, she can't lift away that pain.

e713f3 No.113080[Top]

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She is trying….

5a8a5c No.113093[Top]

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Self improvement is good no matter who does it, yes?

dc511f No.113430[Top]

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What happen to the other threads?

df6d14 No.113432[Top]

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They've been culled. This actually a good thing. With death comes room for new life.

7e6bcf No.113484[Top]

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There's something that feels different about voidchan
You feel it too don't you?

71e2f5 No.114015[Top]

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I don't feel anything…

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6b53e0 No.115632[Top]

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9cf4ed No.115634[Top]

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Good morning 🌄🌞

161a57 No.115704[Top]

No more luxury plane travel..

4fd13a No.115709[Top]

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They better be cheaper….

e713f3 No.116164[Top]

modern women

1d676d No.116174[Top]

dUdE yOuRE aN iNcEl

9cf4ed No.116190[Top]

You want a trad wife in your life? Can't afford that shit.

c91021 No.116191[Top]

Thx to tha Jэшs

9cf4ed No.116192[Top]

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Kill your sorrow
Кил уюр сорο
Κιλ υοωρ σοροω

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